She Fine- Halle Barry on Ellen

Halle Barry got that thing still.  I will never understand why but she is universally, hands down, the one.

sex and the city……

its my humblest opinion that when it comes to getting down with the opposite sex (or the same for all you homos) that nothing is more important to having a mission accomplished than the city or location in which you live.  I’ve traveled and lived in many American cities ove the past few years. Its from these experiences that i list my five favorite sex and the cities.

5. Miami- for me Miami has become a sort of guarantee.  I know where to find them and where to hide them.  I love Miami and its mixtures of possibilities.  Many assume that because of its reputation as being part of the “dirty south” that the ladies and nightlife are limited to bankhead nightclubs in Atlanta or stripping venues, and though they may highlight the nightlife in Miami, the city has so many more spots to find women from the malls (where all travellers must frequent) to the college squares and campuses that throughout downtown and the city.

4. Dallas- Dallas, like Miami, holds a certain southern charm and romanticism. After all, the show Cheaters is filmed here.  But unlike the city of Atlanta where there is always something buzzing, Dallas is a city that you have to make happen. Its rural and slow and not as ethnic as Houston or Atlanta, but that kind of makes the city worthwhile. Country people like to get drunk and screw and nowhere is that more evident that Dallas. Even the upper echelon of society is obesessed with romantic dramas like Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.  Everybody around here is horny and gossiping and if they can’t talk about what you’re doing or screwing then they are probably making a saga themselves.

3. New York- the city that never sleeps is known as the city that never sleeps for a reason. Everybody is creeping late night looking for something to cut up. I love New York because someone there is willing and waiting.  The tri state area holds at least 10,000,000 people. Thats the best odds anyone can ever have when it comes to hooking up with girls. New York is the king of the one night stands.

2. Los Angeles/ San Francisco- to quote MSNBC “Between the Golden Gate Bridge — easily the country’s most romantic span–and the fog-shrouded summer mornings, San Fran sets the mood for finding a mate. And find one you will, what with the city’s top-ranking ratio of highly educated (and in shape) singles crowding the cable cars and walking the Wharf.”

1.  Atlanta- Atlanta provides the backdrop to the fairy tale romances that we are all reared on as little kids. Its the ideal place to date a few frogs or toad bitches before finding a prince and setting up a castle to have some kids and give birth to the whole damn cycle again. In Atlanta, one can find a prince, a stripper named princess, and a princess willing to marry a slave.  With so many women with low standards like these its pretty easy to find some stupid girl to get it on with. And sooner or later you’ll find a girl who can cook her way to your heart.

 

Editors Note: Special nod to Vegas, disqualified by state legalization of prostitution.

freak that booty BF

Some old footage of an old friend of ours. Enjoy

Frost-bite, attack of Brianna…

Brianna strips to horrible Jamaican music…..

Brianna dances to Mustang Sally? her taste in music is the worst. only losing quality so far.

See what i mean about her musical taste