lil wayne sells 1 million records…gay rap is alive

the pendulum was bound to swing the other way. you can’t walk around calling people a bitch and a ho and expect people to not get tired of that shit sooner or later. the thug grimey shit had a long run from 1990 to like 1998. From Onyx to Wu to ODB and Pac all you needed back then to be considered a dope emcee was skills and some timberlands for the uniform. now you gotta have a flow and money. emcees don’t write lyrics they just endorse shit now. if that ain’t the fashion industry then what is. i saw it happening with the pink shirts. then kanye slid over way too easy. i guess jay-z and outkast didn’t do too much to help.  50 cent made gays dance. now Lil Wayne is the hottest nigga out. I can’t believe this gay ass fake Marley is the hottest out. I’m not made at him; he gave away music for three years with his eye on the record.  But i am mad at his fans who are in such denial over the fact that he is a bisexual rapper. Superhead probably strapped it on for him. i’m just saying this ain’t hip-hop.  And they wonder why i listen to old shit.

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making easy green always…

the truth is that unless you are a multimillionaire or at least a hundred thousand-aire then money is probably always a major issue. I bust my ass to get it and hate when i don’t have it. I feel trapped. Its amazing how some shitty cocaine residue holding deutchmarks can make a man go crazy.  I don’t think i could manage to live happy unless i lived comfortably.  

Or so i didn’t at least.  Coming out of college, i learned to be frugal in to make room for extra saving and payments to my student loan.  I still have alot of loan left, but i am now making more money. Furthermore i’ve all but adjusted to my new standard of living and its great financially.  I will probably buy another house soon.  As the rest of the world around me cries in shock at the gas prices and the cost of food. I’ve already invested in a bicycle. I live 5 minutes from work in car, so biking is always an option in Texas, especially in the summer when the weather is scorching.  Yeah i’ve got some luxuries like Time Warner, but i know how much that will be every month.  I’ve got so much time on my hands i went gun shopping just in case some thirsty mofo wants to get a piece.  These economic times are guaranteed to be the norm.  I’m talking $5 a gallon gas and $2 apples.  Get ready. And get gameplan asap.  You can’t blame the game, if the game don’t feed you; can’t blame the world because the world don’t need you.

Take heed, because one day, the stock markets going to crash, and the savings and loan industry will follow, and your damn personal trainer won’t even commit to a workout section til who knows when.  If you are not adjusted now it is mos def going to shake your sense of security and fitness then.

why i hate divorced people…

Its amazing how people value their work in a relationship. When its splitsville we are likely to argue that there wasn’t enough sex or enough attention given, or their spouse didn’t make enough money. Its that he spent too much time with his friends and she too much time at the mother in laws. Its too much drama or sometimes the utmost of all insults- intolerable differences (as if they turned into an alien at year 7). The truth is that the only thing that ever changes is the effort. We find time to do what we love in life. And when its love, it doesn’t seem like effort at all.

te gusta dinero pero motha es buen…

If i had to put them in order. Cash is King. Sex is Queen. and Drugs make the Knight. Enjoy life and get some. Peace.

dr-ugs is in…

DRUGS 101

The Ups and Downs of Getting High

Drugs can be fun and amazing but they can also totally ruin your life, make you penniless, change your personality for the worse, send you to prison and kill you. We’d say that the latter half of that sentence was more consistent with what happens to people who REALLY get into drugs.

Lots of you will experience your first brushes with the wild and crazy world of drugs at university. Some of you will puke up, have a panic attack and never do them again, but the majority of you will keep doing them, in all their different forms, until something really bad happens or your parents find out.

With this in mind, here’s a rundown of the drugs that are currently “doing the rounds” among “the young folk”. We got the guys at FRANK, the drugs helpline, to tell us about them as well.

We thought only leather boys who went to fisting nights in Berlin sex clubs still did this but apparently it’s making a resurgence at student nights. People are putting it in Snapple bottles and drinking it. Expect a euphoric high that’s akin to alcohol without the sloppiness, bad breath and aggression. Be forewarned, though – mixing it with alcohol or taking too much will end up with you puking your guts out, passing out on the spot and possibly dying. Do not under any circumstances take it with coke – it will make you feel like your head is going to explode.

FRANK says: A small capful will give you a euphoric effect, make you feel happy, sensual, uninhibited. If you take too much it’ll act like a sedative and a downer and make you really sleepy. Too much will make you feel really disorientated and physically sick. Your muscles can go numb and they can start to go into spasm. You may well make yourself unconscious, maybe it will slow down your respiratory system, maybe it’ll stop.

These little darts of potential pleasure are prescription only but as they are given out to anyone and everyone who is allergic to nuts, or bee or wasp stings, you are pretty sure to know at least one person who can get a year’s supply from one trip to the chemist. They are intended for people whose allergies result in them going into anaphylactic shock, which causes tensing of the muscles and can lead to death by asphyxiation. The EpiPen combats this tension by relaxing the muscles with pure unadulterated adrenaline. Ever read or seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Yup, adrenaline is the stuff they do at the very end that causes a three day blackout. You can get over stabbing the inch long propelling needle into your thigh.

FRANK says: Adrenaline is going to make your heart go faster. It’s not a common thing which people take. It will make everything go faster – your heart, your breathing. There’s a big danger of a heart attack. It’s something that should only ever be prescribed. It’s potentially a very dangerous drug if taken on its own without a controlled medical dose.

Foxy is one of those drugs that used to be legal, but got reclassified so it’s really, really hard to find now. It usually comes in white powder form and is the most unpleasant thing to sniff in the whole world – more unpleasant than sniffing your dad’s hangover poo mixed with vapourised sand and fumes of sulphuric acid. The effects are somewhere between that of an hallucinogen and an aphrodisiac, which means you feel frisky and get mild acid visuals. Like all drugs, the situation where you ingest it can make or break your experience. Do take with your new girlfriend at a friend’s house party, don’t take at a squat party surrounded by horny AIDS hippies.

FRANK says: I haven’t heard of that. It sounds like a form of ecstasy. Does it have a fox printed on it?

So-called because it dissolves to give a colourless solution, CLEAR is currently a favourite in European gay clubs, meaning it is only a matter of time before it will make its way over here. It gives a dreamy sort of high that works by actively inhibiting neurotransmitters. This causes a slowing of synapse reactions to such an extent that sound and other sensory perceptions take almost a hundred times longer to be detected by the brain. This results in the user feeling totally disassociated from their surroundings. The funniest thing about CLEAR is that in high doses it leads people into thinking they are invisible.

FRANK says: I’ve never heard of it. Quite often the gay community is where drugs start being taken – maybe even five or six years before everyone else does. That’s where crystal meth was started from. The gay community are the ones who started using ecstasy before anyone else. They’ve been doing it for years. This drug sounds like temazepam and things like that. You know, people who took those drugs used to think they were invisible. You could watch them in the shops and they could be stealing things, but in actual fact everybody could see what they were doing.

These are turbo nutter sleeping pills that can be bought over the counter in India. They are made to give schizophrenics a complete knockout so they don’t have lucid dreams and hear voices (great if your first term isn’t going too well). If you have been doing other drugs they have a crazy effect on you before rendering you completely unconscious. They make you really happy but slow, like a Down’s Syndrome kid that has been given a daisy chain to play with. Most commonly they make people run on autopilot and do things that they will have no memory of. The best thing about these is that you get up the next day after a nice sleep feeling great, no matter what you have been doing. The worst thing is there is a good chance you may piss all over your mate’s bathroom floor, then be woken up in a really nasty manner an hour or so later and forced to clean it all up in front of everyone (cough, cough). Don’t do in a public setting – the effect these things have on you is like the Energizer bunny running out of batteries. This opens up loads of mugging and “bum-the-unconscious-dude” opportunities for the public at large.

FRANK says: That is a prescription drug. You need to call NHS Direct before you take any type of prescription drug. I’m not sure if that’s a depressant or a tranquiliser. Tranquilisers are going to slow everything down. They are drugs which are supposed to be prescribed so if you don’t have a condition, then don’t take them. At best you’ll feel really woozy and out of it, at worst it can stop your heart.

Aka the-single-most-fucked-upthing- that-will-ever-happen-toyou. We can’t even start to explain how intense this is. No one can. It is one of the strongest hallucinogens known to man. Therefore, not the most social drug in the world. DMT is the chemical released by the brain in the final moments of life as your body shuts down to ease the moment of death. The great thing about this drug is that it only lasts for 10 minutes and there is no comedown from it. You could probably do it during lunch break at a court case and no one would be any the wiser.

FRANK says: DMT is a hallucinogen, so obviously when you hallucinate you’re never really sure what’s real and what’s not real. You could end up getting a bad trip. DMT is meant to be even more powerful than LSD, which is the best known hallucinogenic drug, so you’ve got all the dangers that go with that. If you’re in a bad mood, then you’re probably going to have a really bad trip. It definitely won’t make your mood any better. That bad trip could end up being an absolute nightmare and a nightmare that’s not going to finish until the drug leaves your system. Never take anything like that on your own. You’re going to start seeing things. It might start off with colours being brighter and then the coat stand in the corner might turn into a person. It might turn into a person you want to hug or it might turn into a person who you think is coming to kill you and that can be really frightening. You’re not in control, so you’ll misinterpret what you see. That big cuddly toy outside which is walking towards you might in actual fact be a bus. Therefore, it’s incredibly dangerous.

Aka “hillbilly heroin”, this is the drug that enslaved the Midwest of America at the start of the millennium. A super strong painkiller designed for blue collar workers who’d lost their leg in a logging accident, the itchy, smacky cosiness of these little white pills became so popular that people started to injure themselves on purpose just to get a prescription. You can get hold of these from crazy rich American girls or Yank bands on tour. It’s basically pharmaceutical heroin so it can make you feel really fucked up and is highly addictive.

FRANK says: This is a prescription drug. You should not take this unless you need to. It is for cancer patients. It can cause dizziness, light-headedness, nausea, sedation and vomiting. You need to speak to a doctor about this.

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everybody get your roll on…

how do you let yourself get this fucked up.

Foreign girls are better than American chicks… face it..

I hate american women. they are too independent or too busy or just too fast. I know its great for equality and all but geez, i’m not going to take it up ass, so i don’t get why they’re so focused on equality. Hillary pissed me off with that shit. If we’re equal why do women bleed and get cramps. It may be normal but that’s not equal. I think that the more that women achieve its a great thing for society. Most women want equal pay and fairness at work in things like promotions and demotions and actually tend to more at home than men, with the majority of women rearing families with no paternal influence whatsoever. That’s great but it hate em. I like pretty delicate flower women who are just happy to be breathing. Thats my style. So i want someone who can appreciate that still no matter what Gucci bag they can’t have.  Foreign chicks dig american guys of all kinds too. Black white mexican (spanish with an english accent) and even my native american partners all expound on the tenderness of a mermaids caress.  Probably because they aren’t focused on getting theirs next, huh.  Just a thought.

Which brings me to the point. The more that American women fight for women’s suffrage, the higher the gay population.  Some of these same guys are letting wife make all the money, and are getting banged in the ass with dildos like Guy Ritchie.  Some these women are fucking other women with the same dildos and turning them out.  Chicks want dicks. This penis envy shit is despicable.  Bow down bitches, just bow down.

 

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 Inspired by a coversation with a ethiopian queen who studying biology.

**jokes**

If you scared say you scared….

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35. “RE: America will NEVER be ready”
In response to Reply # 7

I would have to say that i am 50 50 because i believe if you break it down the openness and willingness to accept a black president is 50 50 of the general population. I hate that so many people believe Barack will be made into a martyr (no doubt thats what where this is headed) dring the inauguaration. I know just speaking the words into fruition provoke a fear that we’ve already unlocked the chain of events that would lead to his untimely demise. Or maybe i’m just cynical. I must be because a huge notion in me knows that the secret service and CIA could willingly play a hand in this so called premonition. Logically i can’t deny that i am unsure if the willingness to oppress a black man as a threat will stretch to the office of presidency. No matter how high the position, when accused – Black men are never innocent before proven guilty. No better example than the fears, stereotypes, and single minded comments i’ve noticed on the forums recently. Certainly there exists a racist militia group training right now and hoping to stop this legacy before it even reaches the oval office. They will feel its their destiny manifested from god to protect the land they have stolen from slipping into the hands of the stolen people. And there will be many of these same stolen people waiting in the wings for this moment. Waiting because instead of making a change they too are accepting and don’t want to change. Rather than follow the hopes that they know are true in there hearts they’d rather depend on the slave mentality thats had them frozen out of fear. Fear that they too can master there own fate. I’m not going to miss the significance of this one. The world won’t either. I hate to say it but Hillary couldn’t have won that one. Too many people want to see a black president. Seriously, if i were white i’d be the first one to vote for Barack. What excuse can a nigga have after one of them makes president. Finally, an excuse to ease of affirmative action lol. this is a movement. As long as Barack is a public figure there will be a constant dialogue about race. As long as he is in the news, rappers will have another topic to talk about besides money (niggas already braggin on ‘political flow’), and i would pray that black people (not niggas) would act like they got some since. And i think that if everyone got off the race card, we could focus on the real message- CHANGE! Its not hard you know you want too. I too was a hater. I changed. Whats the harm in changing? I’ve got notions to the contrary. If we don’t change i could see a presidential assasination in this day and age leading to a miniature race war. Nothing too serious just 40 days and 40 nights of rioting. But thats not enough though. Maybe al-Quada will attack in the midst of the conflict thru the southern border. They’ll cross the southern border (you know how they blend in with mexicans if they shave right) and post in cities like san antonio and dallas where the white population are minute in scale with minorities. Al-quada got a longer hate of whitey so his attacks will be vengeful coordinated and direct, like suicide bomber direct. They’ll be a grand idea to partion of America and then china will buy half and Japan the other. I’m just saying alot of shit can happen. Yeah he might get shot, or he might do four years of nothing and go home. Either way i am happy and congratulate him on his success. Only he knows where his legacy ends. I pray that he breathes to accomplish all his dreams. If Barack is elected president then that would be a great omen to any black man in America. The acceptance of his presidency would be the acceptance of the black man as equal in America and the global platform. But i know that this isn’t the highest point in the mountain. And if some idiot should do something stupid that wouldn’t fill me with anger, that would be another example in a long line of nigga hating. But i’d still be free, and i’d still devote my energies to changing the way the system is designed. We gotta change some things to keep power in america. Race should be an easy one. Its fine bitches in every race. Instead of accepting that our dick get hard to all kinds of pussy, we want lose our foothold on the global economy on this race shit. Pull the wool from over your eyes. I’m a tell you like the minister in Belly – “It’s time brother. It’s time. “hip-hop since ‘92″ http://www.myspace.com/ryanmega http://www.sexdrugsmoney.wordpress.com http://www.urbansavvy.com/Ryan_Mega ’sometimes i wish people were records’ (c) Sir Ryan

she’s like a tiger, you got to catch her when she’s not looking….

This is the sexdrugsmoney woman of the year for our inaugural year. She is actually already an internet sensation doing things all over the web. Check her out.  See how the guys flock to her.  See how the bitches hate on her.   She easy on the looks and makes is look so easy.  The skinniest bitch with ass, Ms. Brianna Frost. Enjoy.

Barack Obama wins the Democratic Nom.

I hope this is a road toward the improvement of my finances. Money is a major issue.

So now we wait for the nom for v.p. The lengthy campaign has probably exhausted some within Obama’s camp so a good vaca is definitely needed before going hard thru august. i think that Obama better stay his ass away from barbecues this 4th that’s all I’m saying. He don’t need nobody taking shots at him over a privacy fence in the back of some assholes lake house. Or some dumb fuck from the hood blowing weed in the garage and getting caught within 5,284 feet of Obama.  I hope that I can finally get to hear some of his ideas for changing the broken welfare warfare state that I think is holding me back from achieving my altruistic destiny.  Its time brother. Its time (c) Minister in Belly.