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My favorite thing about being in Germany.

from xrazerx… throwback porn with a funky theme song! Foxxxxy!

A la venta movie pr0n de Jimi Hendrix.

Vivid Entertainment, una productora gringa anuncio el lanzamiento de una película amateur porno la cual protagoniza el músico y mariguanote Jimi Hendrix. Así que si siempre te preguntaste de que tamaño tenia la Tolonga el Sr. Hendrix podrás comprar esta película por 39,95 dolarucos.

En el video se ve al guitarrista dando sus mejores rifts a lado de dos mujeres de cabello oscuro que según ha sido autentificada por expertos, incluida una antigua amante que le reconoció la Tolonga inmediatamente.

La cinta se grabo en un hotel hace algunos años y tiene una duración de once minutos. La casa productora hizo una edición de imágenes con el video para ampliar la duración del mismo. Y no, no incluye churro de mota en el pack.

man of the moment: Roger Clemens

disclaimer: I have always been neutral towards Clemens (unless he was throwing against the cubs). I’m more a Big Unit fan.

So as you know Clemens is running off at the mouth right about now trying to cover his ass from the senate hearings that took place months ago. As a result of losing face he decided to sue the former trainer who outed him, but its not quite working out as planned. You see Clemens has got some skeletons. One of which came to light this past sunday or monday when it was outed that he and country singer Mindy McCready (notorious on the Nashville news for drugs scams and probation violations) began an affair when she was 15. Way to go Rog. If its grass on the field play ball right? I’m still waiting to hear Mindy McCready’s side to see if they did get it on right away. So this morning i’m watching, but really listening to the HOT SEAT on the deuce, and they are running down Roger. It turns out Clemens was fucking fat golfer John Dalys wife too. Way to go Rog. This shit is getting good, and if i know athletes like i know them, there will be more to come.

Roger Clemens isn’t a great man at this moment. He’s just the sexdrugsmoney man of the moment.

Thanks Roger for all the denial.

p.s. if Roger was Barry Bonds this shit would be so different.