For Promotional Use Only

5 06 2009
Don't call the 214 number. I gotta get some new cards.

Don't call the 214 number. I gotta get some new cards.





Still Eating Pork? Watch This Video

9 11 2009





Olivia Munn Photo Shoot for mymag

9 11 2009





Sponsorship Proposal

8 11 2009

40 Days, 40 Nights
01/01/2010-02/14/2010
Dallas, Texas
Various Locations

Who we are:  One Revolution Entertainment, LLC is a promotional company located in Dallas Texas serving as a platform for hip hop culture and artists locally to promote their music via the internet, nightclubs, and concert venues throughout the city.  We have an established reputation for delivering fantastic  and fun charity events and talent showcases by using grassroot marketing strategies to connect to people in the city who share in the common desires of pushing charity and unity through our common love for hip hop music.

Intention: 40 Days and 40 Nights is a promotional video aimed to drive revenue into partnering bars, clubs, and restaurants in the Dallas and Ft. Worth area.   It is marketed directly to trendsetters, celebrities, and club goers in hopes of driving the frenzy surrounding the NBA All-Star Weekend 2010 to venues that we cosign as being safe, hip, and approved as reverent to Dallas nightlife.  One Revolution Entertainment intends to foster these partnerships throughout 2010 with promotions and direct emails to subscribers in hopes of repeating a similar promotional campaign in early 2011 in preparation for  Super Bowl XLV in the Dallas Cowboys Stadium.

Target Groups and Demographics:

Ethnicity:   40 % Caucasian, 30 % African American, 30 % Hispanic

Income: 30K+ Annually

Age Group Range: 24 through 44

Event Overview: 40 Days and 40 Nights will be a promotional video hosted by local hip hop artists such as the DOMA nominated,  New Wave hip hop duo Damaged Good$ and up and coming lyricist Wreckamic.  It will be packaged in a multimedia marketing campaign and distributed through the Internet for free download.  The video will be packaged with free music from the artists and promotional giveaways from One Revolution Entertainment.  The footage will be shot in the clubs, similar to the television shows Wild on E!, and produced by experienced music video directors and photographers.  The 2011 Super Bowl XLV campaign will follow a similar format.

Incentive: Partners will benefit from  the coalition of hip hop artists and their fans that we have connected to and the marketing ability that this coalition possesses.  Our diverse taste in hip hop artists translates into relationships with both local and national artists to boost the branding of the partners product or venue with our direct download video.  Partners will have the option of including logos and flyers or commercials on preliminary web campaigns and promotions for the video as well as events hosted by One Revolution Entertainment during NBA All Star Weekend 2010 and Super Bowl XLV.  Coordinated marketing campaigns can be created during the interim as well to continue the focus on your location or product.  All events sponsored by One Revolution Entertainment in coordination with the campaign will give donations to charities, such as the North Texas Food Bank and Shoes for Orphaned Souls, and others yet to be determined.

Request: We are seeking the following event sponsorship proposals.

Silver Package

One Revolution Entertainment will record footage as described above at a pre-scheduled time in your establishment with the guarantee that the venue will be featured in the video when produced for Internet download.  The video will be released the days prior to the NBA All Star Game.  This package is free.

Gold Package

One Revolution Entertainment will perform a spotlight event at your venue during the taping of the scheduled event.  The partner will benefit from in depth coverage and interviews with staff or information on products.  The taping of the event will be marketed to a small sampling of our network, chiefly the VIPs, in hopes of building a buzz around both projects locally before the video is released.  Combined campaigns and mailers will be distributed to the entire network no less than 4 times total in December 2009 and January 2010.  Logos will be featured on all flyers and mailers, and sponsored ads will be featured in the video when produced.  The cost of this package is $250.00.

Platinum Package:  The Platimum Package combines everything included in the Silver and Gold packages.  It also includes a performance from an affiliated artist of the sponsors choice DURING the event OR at another scheduled time.  In lieu of performance, sponsor may select promotion of a product or event to our network through 2 additional email campaigns and street team distribution created by One Revolution Entertainment.  The cost of this package is $500.00.

Contact Information:

For more Details contact

Ryan Jones                                                                 Bryan Walker

773-818-1788                                                          682-472-8064

Ryan.Mega@tmo.blackberry.net                     Bryan.Walker20@gmail.com

One Revolution Entertainment Business office

469-583-6276

OneRevolutionEnt@gmail.com





the tragedy of scarface….

8 11 2009

if there is one single movie that i can watch as frequently as i shit then its scarface. yes, i’m one of those guys. the thing about scarface is that it has so many different themes that you can follow. The central theme is the obvious- immigrant makes it to the top but falls a victim when he stops living by the code that made him. But there are the subplots such as he and Manolo’s relationship and even he and Gina with the father and daughter dynamic.  I especially like the romantic slant that Elvira brings into the movie. She really is a great character. Yet again i digress, the reason i watch scarface is that each time i am astounded by his thirst for inconceivably ignorant things, that even he can probably not justify without the cocaine in his vains. Does communism really make a person want to buy a tiger.  Tony achieved a level in the drug game that some are scared to dream about because they know the nightmares that come with the success.  More money, more problems. But here lies our tragedy. A smarter man might have relished in the success more.  What i mean by that is that when you have got some pretty good shit happening, enjoy it for the moment.  If the sex is good, slow down, and work it til its bad. If you getting decent drugs or decent highs, don’t go rocking the boat playing in a different lane.  And most importantly if the money is right don’t quit a gig or try to take on more than you can handle. Budget better bitch.  Maybe put some of the powder down so you can sit down and think.  Take a vacation.  But above all things, you have to think twice before you make the wrong move.  People don’t make mistakes we make decisions. And remember you can’t be on top forever, so find a lane or a plane or a sphere to settle in and chill.   Sometimes you gotta know when to come downhill, even if just to let the wind cool your ears.  So what satisfies you? Write it down, and stick to it.





Day in the Life: Dallas Zoo

8 11 2009




People I Hate

6 11 2009
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You know you want to cum?





Two Thoughts, One Post

4 11 2009

Commitment and Baby Mamas. I’ll connect them before I’m done. Walk with me for a few.

When I was a kid growing up in Chicago, the black family was all I knew. I mean stereotypical Black upbringing like Soul Food mixed with Family Matters but hood. I wasn’t Urkel by the way. Already I digress. Growing up in a tight knit family, I never thought deeply about the other dynamics until I got older. By the time I’d taken a few black history classes educating me on the matriarchal pattern (that Black families historically split into single mom households because of long standing themes in African culture, where villages are ran and maintained by the woman, no the man, who is simply provider and hunter.) that existed in my own family, my expectations for family were exhausted already. I don’t remember any marriages in my family until my father remarried when I was in the 3rd Grade. That same year, my uncle and aunt were married as well. I remember the unions, but more burned into my brain, is the dissolving of these same marriages. My aunts marriage fell apart because of sickness and health. One person got sick and the other felt as if they gave up on living, and in turn the family. Before the divorce, they had two kids and just over 10 years behind them. My uncle married his on again and off again girlfriend. They were past the age where you want to have kids (his wife had two kids already) and their union looked to be a financial move on the outside. I remember meeting my uncle’s wife in 1992. They divorced around 2003 for the same financial reasons. My father’s divorce was the hardest for me to witness because I couldn’t pin point exactly what the error was. Money was okay because they just bought a fixer upper, but the stress of not fixing the fixer upper and my dads possible transgressions might’ve led to the divorce just as much as my stepmother being a fucking moron. The marriage survived my first born sister and my baby brother. The entire relationship lasted nearly 15 years. I never thought that this union was any more special than the others, but I did think it was cute when they would kiss each other goodbye and hello even after the worst arguments. I’m going to steal that move from my dad when I get married, and maybe I’ll be lucky enough to make it 15 years as well. It just doesn’t seem like marriage is even worth it. I don’t see the emotional worth, the financial worth, or even the physical worth of being married when there are so many more risks and pitfalls. I often wonder if my inability to fall in love is a result of this block I’ve built against commitments.

Don’t misinterpret this- I am not a cheater. This ain’t a confession. Its not that kind of post. But seriously, if marriages are this tested what the fuck am I working for?

I actually believe that maybe one life partner is not reasonable. After all people die. So why train myself to look for one person? I need to start replacing the words soul mate with soul type, because there is no way you’re gonna find that one. I guess the romantic in me just lost hope. Though my heart still flutters and I have the occasional fling or valentine, I think there’s too much evidence to the contrary. How many people do you know that were married vs. how many are still married? After all if we stop pretending were are nothing like animals, its easier to understand the limitations of monogamy. I hear lobster’s are monogamous. I know gorillas aren’t. Neither are dogs. When I do it, I do it doggie style or like wild apes, so why would my philosophy on sex not correlate as well? See what CNN says on it: click here

How about this? Ryan and Reese? Russell and Kimora/ Bobby and Whitney? Kind of hard to fine a common denominator except for irreconcilable differences.

There’s my catch-22 or current predicament. Help me with insight if you can. I find it hard to settle into relationships because I am always one foot out the door. Its not that I am afraid to commit; I am afraid to divorce. I have this fear (based on expert testimonials and field research) that I will meet the perfect girl. I will court her. She will fall in love and I will love her the same. I won’t want or need anything else but her and she will be my everything. The day after the honeymoon it all ends. She goes straight Robin Givens on me with mom in law and the mix and everything. Within the first year we are in counseling and within the second year we are separated. Problem is we had a baby or two and I am stuck to her for life. And she is that kind of baby mama. What kind? This kind-

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(no offense to Tia, cuz her baby daddy don’t really care. She so precious with the peer pressure. Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis). This fear, this nightmare, weighs on me when I lay in bed or when I think of telling some girl I love them. And to avoid living with the fear I inevitably leave the relationship because I don’t want to suffer or settle and I could never cheat, unlike my nigga P. Diddy, who shares some of the same fears but handles his with less discipline and I quote “A couple years ago, my psychologist came to the conclusion that this is one of the big problems I have as far as maturing in a relationship,” Diddy explained in an interview. “After my father got killed, my mother said, ‘I’m never getting married again. I don’t want men around my children.’ So I’ve never actually been able to witness a husband and wife’s love. Sometimes when I see it with my friends, I just find myself staring like a child, because I’ve never actually seen it before. It’s one of the sad parts of my life. When a relationship gets to a certain point, I probably get scared and become a little self-destructive. [If caught cheating,] cry. It might not work, but it at least shows that you care. Godd*mn, this is a deep interview. You didn’t ask Will Smith none of this sh*t! Yeah, it hurts me. One of my weaknesses is that I actually have a conscience.” (ELLE Magazine).

So when its all said and done, I am hoping that somebody comes and knocks me off my feet. I would love to meet someone I’m willing to grow with. I gotta start changing my way of thinking when I am dating girls though. Enough of asking myself “Is she the one?” Seems the only way to answer that is to live and love. And maybe you’ll wake up lying HAPPILY in the arms of a soul type person on the morning of your silver or gold anniversary. To the hopeless romantics in the world who might read this. Cheers to you. Keep looking for that jigsaw piece in a puzzle full of 6 billion pieces. Heres a song to motivate you on your hunt.

p.s. I think I am going to add a new category called Izms for stuff just like this.





Angel’s Pleasure Principal- The Art of Fellatio Vol. 1

3 11 2009

The Ultimate Art of Fellatio. Share it with an underperforming lover and save your relationship before its too late. Ladies please know that if you aren’t doing this right then somebody will. Maybe Angel can help you keep that from happening. Enjoy!

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Misogynist Film of the Moment: In the Company of Men

3 11 2009

I just watched one of the worst movies ever. I share my opinion only because I want you to watch it as well and see if you relate or if you are repulsed. Some of you might’ve seen it before. The title sounded familiar and its for that reason that I let the movie take my evening away from me. There was an award given to the filmmaker. It was released in 1997. I usually don’t blast movies because they are supposed to leave you in a mood. The director and writer don’t do a good job of potraying the comedy to this dark comedy though, and as a result it comes off as a serious film, and leaves a bad taste in the viewers mouth. Do not let your girlsfriends watch this movie. It will only add to the man hate already happening. This is fuel to the fire. That said, if you do watch it, try to figure out which of the two guys you are more like, Chad or Howard, and get back at me.

I might have to start a new column where I share these discoveries with you. This is an insult to misogynists everywhere. Not approved.

In The Company Of Men


The Wiki Below explains the plot better than I could: Synopsis

Chad (Eckhart) and Howard (Malloy) are two middle management employees at a corporation, temporarily assigned to a branch office away from home for several weeks. Embittered by bad experiences with women, they form a revenge scheme to find an insecure woman, romance her simultaneously, and then break up with her at the same time. Chad, who is cruel, manipulative, duplicitous, and abusive to his subordinates, is the originator and driving force behind the scheme, while Howard is the more passive of the two, which leads to a later conflict with the scheme. Chad decides upon Christine (Edwards), a deaf coworker who is so self-conscious that she wears headphones so people, thinking that she is listening to music, are compelled to get her attention visually or tactically without immediately learning that she is deaf. Chad and Howard decide to each ask her out, and over the course of several weeks, date her simultaneously. Chad eventually sleeps with her, and Christine falls in love with him. When Christine eventually breaks this news to Howard, Howard tells Christine the truth about their scheme, and tells her that he loves her. Christine is shocked by the revelation, and refuses to believe that Chad would do this. When she confronts Chad, Chad admits the truth. Christine angrily slaps Chad, but Chad is unashamed of his behavior, and cruelly taunts Christine, who collapses into tears after he leaves her. Weeks later, Howard confronts Chad back home at his apartment. Chad, despite having previously told Howard that his girlfriend, Suzanne, had left him, shows him that she is still there, asleep in his bed, having never left him. Chad asks Howard how it feels to have truly hurt someone. Howard, who had never done anything like that before, leaves, mortified and nauseated. Howard later sees Christine working at a bank, and tries to speak to her, but she ignores him. He loudly pleads with her to “listen” to him, but his pleas literally fall on deaf ears.
[edit] Reception

The film was screened in the Un Certain Regard section at the 1997 Cannes Film Festival.[2] The film currently has an 88% Fresh rating at the movie review aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes, with 46 out of 52 critics rating it “Fresh”.[3]





The Kickdrums EP- There Might Be Blood

3 11 2009

The Kickdrums EP - There Might Be Blood

Click Image to Download EP

I know, I know. Late Pass. For someone who claims to be the BIGGEST Kickdrums fan, you’d expect me to be the first to post. Oh well, I wasn’t. But I did listen and I can tell you first hand, it was worth the wait. Enjoy!